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15th March 2006

 

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International Women Shun Glass Staircase

International Women's Day was last week celebrated around the world in recognition of equality between genders and the continuing emancipation of women in a world still dogged by prejudice and bigotry.  With women now considered largely free of patriarchal bondage in the West, the focus for organisations working to promote women's rights has largely moved overseas.  Some have called for increased representation by women in parliaments still dominated by male politicians, and for larger numbers of women to take up executive positions and appointments to corporate boards. But others have congratulated women for their moral resolve in taking to high ethical ground, avoiding the rank corruption, exploitation and self-serving rapacious bastardry associated with over-paid corporate positions and common among the elected representatives of the State.

The advancement of women has progressed apace in the two hundred years since the beginning of modern feminist activism in the West. For more than a century women have been allowed to vote in progressive democracies such as those of Europe, Canada, New Zealand and Australia.  Wages for women have improved, bringing financial independence to many, and legal reforms have followed. After World War II women were employed in an increasingly wide range of professions, destroying the old traditional divides.

As a result Australian women have slowly been corralled into public service and corporate servitude in recent decades, following men into subjugation under corporate masters or the bloated heads of bloated government departments responsible for the maladministration of the State.   Federal sex discrimination Commissioner Pru Goward wrote in an editorial for Melbourne's daily newspaper The Age last week that 'the January 2006 "Income and Wealth" report by the National Centre for Social and Economic Modelling shows educated young women are getting more job opportunities than ever, while other women are heading back to work in larger numbers.' (opinion piece online here)

However, women's emancipation in Western cultures has not necessarily been translated into equal representation in all areas of society. their absence has particularly been observed in the top echelons. In the political arena, Australia has been slow to realise equality. Goward notes in her opinion piece that 'only 35.5 per cent of senators are women and a mere 24.7 per cent of MPs in the House of Representatives are women.'  In her report the power-hungry Goward laments this continued imbalance in Australian public life, calling for  'greater numbers of women to be appointed to senior leadership roles.'  She observes that the judiciary also remains dominated by males: in Australia's supreme courts and courts of appeal, 'there are only 33 women of a total of 202 judges' and  'only five of the 42 Federal Court judges are women.'

Some high-fliers - for example, the well-paid Sex Discrimination Commissioner - argue women should become still more complicit in the damage done to Australians and their communities by the legislative, judicial, and bureaucratic arms of Government, increasing their representation in patriarchy-built parliaments and the institutions of the public service.  However, others applaud women for avoiding corrupt political roles and the gravy train of public office.  As Australia's broken political system becomes more and more run down, small groups of power-brokers controlling powerful factions within major political parties make a nonsense of democratic ideals of genuine representation of the people.  Almost everyone who climbs to prominence within such a structure - male or female - has done so at the expense of their nobler and more principled fellows.

It is more widely acknowledged it is to women's credit that they have by and large avoided being compromised by involvement in the corporate sector responsible for the co-ordinated exploitation and farming of populations around the world. 
 

Somewhat perversely the misguided Norwegian Parliament enforces an affirmative action strategy. Norwegian  women are co-opted in a mandatory 40 per cent representation on corporate boards -  made 40% responsible for the misdeeds of the current agents of the 300-year-old exclusive instititution of the Corporation.  Meanwhile powerful men are allowed to conceal their  patriarchal and sometimes hereditary culpability for centuries of exploitation, while maintaining an all important controlling majority on corporate and public boards where necessary, in order that the status quo can be maintained.

The NATSEM figures produced by Pru Goward in The Age show that 'in Australia females hold only 10.2 per cent of executive management positions (compared with 15.7 per cent in the United States and 14 per cent in Canada). Forty-two per cent of Australian companies have no women in executive management positions.' 
 
This admirable picture of restraint is duplicated in statistics on women's representation on corporate boards.  Goward again:  'Women [deign to] hold only 8.6 per cent of Australian board directorships (compared with 13.6 per cent in the US and 11.2 per cent in Canada) and 47.1 per cent of companies have [managed to procure] no women board directors at all.'
 
For the Sex Discrimination Officer, perhaps, there is the real possibility of change in the essential nature of the corporate monoliths that constantly issue new controls and sites of manipulation for the populations under their sway.  If women can become genuinely entrenched in parasitic multi-nationals as well as political institutions and local corporate vultures, gradual reforms could result.   Eventually, even, boards of directors could vote themselves and their errant organisations out of existence, or turn them over to responsible communities.
 
Opponents of representation however, suggest this outcome is unlikely. They point out that just as particular types - and not all types - of men become corporate executive or modern political operators, the same could be said of those women that choose and are granted the status, privileges, and annuities of high corporate or political office.  The elite classes of Australian society to which Australia's women might aspire are a distinct group representing entrenched, existing power defined by a number of criteria.     Whether there exists any definitive collection of traits singularly male that makes this sex more familiar with greed, more susceptible to the temptation of self-seeking  is debatable.   Lack of imagination is one trait that might be considered ubiquitous among them - finding themselves without the talents and passions of others, more gifted, around them, these unfortunates are prepared to make themselves subservient to a corrupt machine, focusing on empty accumulation in the absence of any more substantial aspiration. 
 
Certainly, those who attain the giddy heights of corporate stardom appear - to a man - to be the most unscrupulous, calculating, talentless and dispassionate individuals among us.  Unable to make any real contribution to society or devote themselves to any salient purpose or or calling, they are reliant on the crude, direct manipulation of people and resources for day-to-day survival and long-term security.
 
In 2006, with International Women's Day celebrated around the world and the suffering of millions of still disenfranchised women at least a conscious concern of many, the continuing feminist emancipation movement is a broad church.  There are a few radicals, certainly, who, like Pru Goward, are intent on storming the corporate boardrooms and Parliamentary front bench seats, setting the global example in Australia by overwhelming power-weakened and men abolishing the shonk and mediocrity of tired, vulnerable hierarchs made soft by centuries of comfortable ascendancy. 
 

But others still set another kind of example, disdaining any involvement with the social spheres of State and Corporation and rejecting the trinkets and tokens of privilege that accompany a move up the still shiny glass staircase to the cloud cities of the elite.  Goward reports NATSEM's modelling shows 95 per cent of women in Australia still earn less than $50,000 a year, instead retaining the integrity and ethical peace of mind impossible for those receiving larger salaries.

 

 

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